Management Porn

Graphs, diagrams and meaningless reports produced solely for the gratification of management.

Manager: I don't understand?
Techy: Oh. I should have generated some Management Porn.

by SomePoorTechy October 10, 2008

mushroom management

To keep your employees in the dark, and every now and then throw shit on them.

by farks_me September 18, 2003

Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.

Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*

by adawxawx August 28, 2007

manager

sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it

manager's friend: what did you do at work today
manager: nothing really...

by nathan. August 25, 2007

Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)

“Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please”

by Tkey010 November 17, 2022

Parts Manager

Another term for sex partner.

I need to hook up with my Parts Manager.

by WWWebbis February 18, 2011