predictive maintenance

A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.

Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

high maintenance

1. Requiring much time and many products to keep their appearance at the current level. 2. And/or requiring much attention from others in relationships, romantic or otherwise.

1. I know I'm high maintenance, said the beauty queen.
2. Anne was a high maintenance employee, with her nearly daily requests for time-off or time-shifting.

by dagner December 29, 2007

maintenance wipe

When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).

"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."

by shofmonkey March 4, 2005

maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014

Maintenance tug

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes

I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.

by Wordperv April 27, 2016

Acquaintance Maintenance

The act of, after being (re)introduced to a person of former/new acquaintance, maintaining a tie via text, phone, etc in the event something more could come of the (re)introduction; such as friendship, sex, love, etc

Oh, I knew of Bob in high school, and I had a chance to get to know him a little at the 10 year high school reunion. I really like him. He was my best friends brother's best friend! Too bad we live in different states. Looks like I'm going to have to do some "acquaintance maintenance" to see what comes of this!

by cowgirl justice October 15, 2010

stuff maintenance

The endless, de-moralizing, de-humanizing rearrangement of belongings.

Wife: I've just spent three hours on stuff maintenance and I haven't even got to the kid's rooms.

by perfect husband January 7, 2012