A mac user who has no understanding of computer hardware, engineering or what makes computers fast, and thinks their mac is the best computer ever because it has a finely polished GUI.
mactard:My mac is soo fast because it uses all of its resources to render the shadows on my window buttons.
Listener: Wow. You are mactard.
Listener: Wow. You are mactard.
by angrypenguin February 10, 2006
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Get the macaroni pussy mug.A really old (1996!) song that took over the world for a while with it's corny dance and cheesy singing. Embarrasing song to be caught listening to today.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena - Because your body is for giving it pleasure and good things
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena!
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena - Because your body is for giving it pleasure and good things
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena - Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena!
by Chow September 19, 2003
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by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Get the Macware mug.Someone who paid twice as much for a computer that does half of what a PC can do. Incapable of admitting this error, they weave an elaborate fiction, believing that they are unique and special snowflakes, when in fact they must slavish bond together with other logo-obsessed narcissists to reinforce their collective delusion of superiority.
Noticing that my home built PC lacked an Apple logo, the group of mactards snickered into their identical iMacs and began praying in unison to the Almighty Steve.
by Cresby June 9, 2010
Get the Mactard mug.Although commonly known as the dance that put the world in a craze in 96, macarena is an actual name common in spanish countries such as chile and colombia argentina etc. this name usually belongs to a beautiful, sincere, and funny girl living in the santa clarita valley.Any boyfriend she has is the luckiest man alive to be dating an amazing girl like this.
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