macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

by jeffbo April 6, 2009

Macrotweeting

Blogging.

If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.

by austicoatk August 13, 2010

Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.

Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease

by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018

macrobater

a person who masturbates to macaroni and cheese, even just pictures of it.

Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.

by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010

macro modding

"Macro-modding or Macro-mod" is when the lowest tier staff member of some sort without permissions to warrant punishments is acting as if they're a moderator who's able to warrant said punishment.

Helper Player1: Don't spam or you will get punished, Player2.
Member Player2: No macro modding, Player1.

by crautoclicker February 19, 2017

Macrodream

When someone enters to an astral dimension while talking.

Bro, you're having a serious Macrodream.

by SQRRRRRR November 5, 2019

Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020