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MacNuts

Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets
Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
by DaveDH July 24, 2022
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jack macguire

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MacDump

The act of taking a crap in a convenient MacDonalds toilet, with or without purchasing food, whilst en route to any venue likely to have either no toilet or one so foul you would prefer to avoid using it.
On arriving at a music festival: "I stopped off on the way for a MacDump as the toilets here will be knee deep by now."

I'm going to take a MacDump while I'm here, Steve's bathroom is freezing.
by Firkit December 14, 2008
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Derf MacGuergan

1. When the blame for something seems to fail to find a target, blame it on Derf MacGuergan.

2. When an odd situation arises, and you can think of nothing else to say, use this name to show your discontent.
1. "Uhhh I don't know... Must been Derf MacGeurgan."

2. girl: "It happens to a lot of guys."
guy: "Derf MacGuergan!"
by A. King. January 17, 2005
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Machuka

The act of delivering a blow to an object with deadly force, usually leaving the said object completely annihilated. Most commonly exclaimed by the native peoples of the South American country, Ecuador, right before delivering the final blow.
Frustrated seeing his ex-wife with his best friend, Pablo could not stop himself from imagining himself silence his friend with one well placed Machuka.
by Dgads January 18, 2011
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MacGuyver

verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else
My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!
by kid chameleon October 15, 2003
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toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator
by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010
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