Macen

A gay cunt that will annoy the shit out of everyone, or try to roast someone but they are the actual ugly ones 🤭

Macen: omg your hair is so ugly,did somebody take a shit on your hair

Someone else:that what you look like right now.... A PIECE IF FUCKING SHIT,SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
Macen : why are you bullying me

by And I oop- skskskskksskks October 15, 2019

maternication

when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.

Cross between maternity leave and vacation.

We really missed you around here while you were on maternication.

by Mouse's mom March 5, 2011

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

malerna

when a person by the name of Erna does the most extra thing and decides to go out of her way to save the world from injustice.

Erna had Malerna moment when she attacked the Serbs and victimised them
Malerna adventurously cascaded through Chalvey in pursuit of a Chicken Wrap.

*NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MALERIA*

by te aprecator of Malernas Beaut November 22, 2017

maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.

A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!

by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017

Målernæse

When you slap your self in the nose with a ruler.

I am målernæse myself

by Bjarneby March 7, 2018