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Lutheran shoe bomb

To masturbate into a coworker's shoe, without their direct knowledge of the act.
According to police, Timmy's coworker reported seeing Timmy exit her office around 9:30 p.m. while buttoning up his pants and fastening his belt. When the woman confronted Timmy about what he was doing in her office, he allegedly stated that he was checking the room because the door had been left open.

Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.

Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.
by omgcuchis!! February 28, 2014
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Lathena

Amazing heart and soul, beyond compare, so sexy and beautiful she will leave you speechless, a true QUEEN! Her presence is enough to brighten your day, night, week, or even year.
I'm trying to be Lathena but it's too hard!
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A really really shit school never go there you get detention for no reasons
Geelong Lutheren College is so bad
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Zac: Alice Luther, you're such a fuckin' space raider.
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Litherland

Better than the native land to cross-dressers known as Seaforth.
All the Seaforth cross-dressers are devastated that they don't have a new Lidl, unlike Litherland that does.
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lithe

Very flexible, like some of those ballerinas.
I don't know why but I really like lithe ladies.
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Lethe

(Greek mythology) a river in Hades; the souls of the dead had to drink from it, which made them forget all they had done and suffered when they were alive
Lick that Lethe and come again...
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