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Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE
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Lacko

The term lacko is an abbreviation for the longer phrase "lack of nuts" suggesting a man of low testosterone, filled with angst, and generally lacking in most social categories. A lacko is known to lack frequently causing his friends to continually promote benevolent but powerful pranks upon him, in order to keep his lacking in check. The term is thought to have originated from a pool game involving several friends, in which the lacko of the group loudly exclaimed "I've got the small ones!" intending to refer to the pool balls, but subconciously referring to his own nuts.
Dude, did you hear from Lacko?

Naw man, he's really lacking today...

Yep, he sure does lack.
by Danzius Deathbringer February 5, 2010
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Lackofcocksis

Lackofcocksis is a disease that is commonly found in women that are married for more then 5 years. It typically causes irritableness, stress, constipation, rage, and the desire to conflict pain on a spouse or individuals within proximity.
My wife almost ripped my head off this morning for no apparent reason, I think she has a bad case of Lackofcocksis.
by nigspicnet March 9, 2011
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lacko

Another, more polite way to discuss how horny you are. A short way of saying, "lack of sex".
I haven't had any in a month. I got a bad case of the lacko.
by InvisibleMonkey April 26, 2011
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Lockout

That moment when you're sitting on the toilet taking a dump and you are forced to be sitting on the toilet because you just can't get everything out.
Mom: Hurry up! We are late!
Son: I can't! I'm having a lockout!
by RealPussyGangster March 30, 2015
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lackohol

Having a lack of alcohol, whether it be at a friend's house or in your own home.
I finished a bottle of wine and was going to drink some more, but there was a lackohol, so i just went to bed.
by jrog November 19, 2009
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pixel ratio lockout

The number of pixels of your face that must be reached before you can be tagged on Facebook
Pixel Ratio Lockout - When you are tagged on facebook but it is like only your ear and you shouldn't be tagged this is a function that should exist, the function would be "pixel ratio lockout!".
by corublo October 17, 2008
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