Four Loko Surprise

after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy

I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!

Whats that?

Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.

by lordnorth July 6, 2012

lowkey hot

When it is weird to straight up say your hot so you say lowkey hot

Hey Blake I really like you

Blake:Really do you think im hot

Your Lowkey hot

Blake:Thx!

by lul.ma February 1, 2017

Four Loko

Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever we'll just get some Four Lokos instead"

by rodolfo zolezzi March 29, 2010

LOKO LOVE

Loko love is a mixture of 4 loko's this potion was created by set a part from the 302.. this smooth elixir is rap juice!!

IM LOKO LOVED OUT..

by SET A PART 302 September 23, 2011

lowcountry crapper

A rocking chair with a hole in the seat for a quick discharge, located on the porch of a house in the lowcountry of South Carolina.

Uncle Bob had to go so bad, it's a good thing he was sitting in the lowcountry crapper.

by Bob Velvetta May 18, 2017

lowkey bae

A person who you don’t date but both of yall know wassup

“Yo you go out with isabella”
“No thats my lowkey bae”

by Yyyoouuurrrsss December 28, 2018

twelve loko

The act of drinking three four lokos (the good ones with caffeine in them RIP). Can also be used as any multiple of four (eight loko, sixteen loko, etc.).

Oh man dude! Last night I had a twelve loko...I was so fucked up my friend Matt had to use a heart defibrillator to bring me back to consciousness so that I could finish my studies.

by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011