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Tinder Lottery

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Closing your eyes and clicking the 'Like' button until your free Tinder matches run out.
Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?
by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018
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Waitress Lottery

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The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.
Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.

Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
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Vietnamese Lottery

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This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.
Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!
by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008
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genetic lottery

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Having a perfect jawline, clear skin, bright eyes and amazing hair
Damn, what does it feel like to win the genetic lottery, James?
by definictionist :) February 8, 2017
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Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.

The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.
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by immigration maven April 27, 2009
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When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid
Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"
by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019
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Nice Ass Lottery

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When you are driving down the street and you spy a nice ass, you turn and look to see if you won or lost the nice ass lottery.
Driving, see a nice ass
turn to look at face: "oooh, it's a guy. I lost the nice ass lottery"
by zzzgodytrid June 10, 2011
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