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loccatus

The alleviating feeling one gets after expelling an unbearable bowel movement.
"Dinner was great, but then I had to go to the bathroom so badly. Afterward, though, I was overcome with loccatus.
by Zack Buttaccio September 23, 2005
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local library

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.
by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 23, 2010
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LOGCAPed

The act of back dooring a peer, blindsiding, shifting blame for your own failure to someone else, usually done in a public setting especially to a subordinate.
After working weeks planning the project and coordinating efforts, Farrell failed to deliver on his agreed upon support and LOGCAPed me in the meeting.
by ipdaily January 27, 2011
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Location Vacation

The act of traveling to locations that have been featured in popular movies, television shows, commercials and music videos.
I went on a Location Vacation in Los Angeles to eat at all of the restaurants the guys from Entourage went to.
by TacoCorp December 30, 2012
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local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life
Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!
by MikeGames February 15, 2014
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local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014
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local ski thot

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
by Sordin July 10, 2017
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