loggi

There are no precise definitions of this word.

It is a positively loaded word, originated from FysMat's Brad Pitt and his habits of sleeping during daytime.
Many happy moments have been filled by this awesome word.

It can be used both as a greeting word and as a positive adjective.

When entering a room with friends, you can shout out "llllloggi" in a high-pitched voice, and people will feel the good mood.
When calling after a stud named Johan, one can simply call out "Loggi!".

by Loggi August 14, 2012

Loggins Wasted

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.

Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.

by JelloLegs August 21, 2011

Laggin' like a Mish

When the connection in a game is so bad that you can't play properly.

Dude 1: Man, I can't play this game, that connection is way to bad.
Dude 2: Yeah man.. It's laggin' like a mish!

by Blaarg Honk April 4, 2011

longinus

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009

Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011

Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja

by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011