laned

verb. coined by B.K.

When you've been blacklisted from an Alpha Chi formal

David got laned from Alpha Chi formal because he blacked out on the golf course.

by axo1885 March 29, 2017

Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

lmg mounted and loaded

one of the random line that the operator tachanka from the game Rainbow 6 siege when deploying his portable lmg

rook : tachanka we need backup!
tachanka : *places lmg* LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!

by Goldy6946 April 17, 2017

Leaned

When you crazzy drunk off that lean or any other alcohol.

“Man you trynna hit it out tonight?”

“Nah homie I’m leaned off the purp already.”

by dababyboddygaurd January 13, 2020

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

Bases Loaded

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth

"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"

by Funni Louie June 7, 2016

Packed and Loaded

To have a bowl or smoking piece filled with "smoking material" and ready to light

I'm packed and loaded - let's smoke this shit.

by Liquorshits May 2, 2010