Loaf

multi-functional word

ahh im gone bang him yano" "nah lowe him mans a loaf

by amjslranjpcbdl January 26, 2011

Loaf

A loaf is your crush or your bf/gf

My loaf is so cute!

Ruben is my loaf <3

by IG - @cxitlyn24 January 30, 2019

Loaf

Noun;loafer
Verb;loafing

Loafing, to invade someones space with your body, or possessions.

Loafer, to be the one loafing.

Jim and Justin were having a sleepover, while Justin rested peacefully, and Jim decided to roll over towards Justin, totally invading his space.

"Dude your loafing all over me!" Justin complained.
"Oh, sorry." Jim replies, rolling back over.

"Hey buddy, I decided to stock your cupboards with my tampons. So I don't have to keep bringing them over one by one."said Susan.

"Wow, I just can't believe you some times! You are the biggest loafer ever !"

by Super Slick Guy February 5, 2010

Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

by adi3u January 18, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

loaf

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004

loaf

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

by bibabo April 28, 2007