nico-loading

The act of chain smoking or frantic hitting of a vape prior to a long flight or other trip during which tobacco products or other sources of nicotine will not be available. Equatable to carbo-loading before an athletic event.

Friend 1: “Shit! I have a 3 hour layover; I won’t be able to smoke until I get to Philly!”

Friend 2: “Better start nico-loading, bro.”

by AlexPlus.if June 11, 2023

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

Loading

This person usually thinks they are better than everyone on instagram. Usually they think having the most followers of anyone they know is the purpose in life.

Hey Becky, since when did Angela put "loading.." in her instagram bio?

Well Becky she just got her heart broken so must have the mindset that she needs more followers.

by Aaron638 July 25, 2017

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

loadmuffin

slutty ass cunt nigga face. or anything that you want it to be.

that loadmuffin's clit stank like jose posada.

by tfrenchzzz. December 28, 2007

loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

by colostomes June 10, 2008