lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

Limp scooby

A dead erection.

I was hanging out with Cassie the other day and she was looking fine, then Marissa came around and i got a limp scooby.

by Catlaies March 15, 2010

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

limpdick system

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.

Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.

by TheAngryCurtain April 23, 2009

Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.

That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

lumpy throat

the act of a man being afraid to talk to a woman. His throat gets dry and he can't speak.

AAWW you lumpy throat S.O.B. Quit being afraid and talk to her.

by prettyboy221 October 23, 2009