Lemon

used by blues men to mean penis

squeez my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

by reidly September 16, 2005

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Old men having sex with each other or old men having an orgie/orgy.

"Wow that lemon last night was awesome," says the old man.

by Samanthaaaaaaaaa October 15, 2006

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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 May 11, 2011

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1) A species of citrus plant that, depending on variety, produces orange, yellow, or green fruits with a bitter-tasting skin and a pulp which ranges from mildly sweet to very sour. Lemon trees are grown in tropical, subtropical, desert, and some temparate regions.

2) An erotic or adult fan-story about an anime or videogame character which was written by some sick pervert for the purpose of providing wank material for the Wapanese and the fanboy otaku who frequently attend cosplay conventions.

1) Lemon beverages are a popular drink during the summer.

2) The fanboy had a staggering collection of lemons on his shelf, next to the crate of hand lotion and 12-pack of toilet paper.

by anime sucks September 16, 2003

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