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Laval

The act of surprise butt sex on another human or animal.
"I just lavaled with that chick"

"Gross dude"

"Eh, She struggled a lot"

"You're not right"

"Meh, oh well, it was a good laval."
by Arrannn April 26, 2010
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levally

one who is commonly known for woman beating.
"girl, he pulled a levally on me!!"

"he did that to me last week!!... i still have bruises!"
by laurchelle August 10, 2009
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sal lavallo

Sal lavallo is very kind.He is very curious about things.He travelled to every country in the world.He has a humble personality.
Sal lavallo travels to every country in the world.
by Drew binsky November 6, 2019
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nibba lamall

lamall is a name for someone so black you can only see there teeth when they smile when they are in a dark room. You aint be talkin bout lamall or ya'll get smacked up in the ass. keep it real low, lamall.
"Yo look bruv, there's nibba lamall."
"shit, keep it low."
by Changaz dude 2019 March 18, 2019
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levally

one who commonly is known for his interest in males. especially with primaveras.
"dude stop looking at me, you're being a levally"
"im sorry , i cant help it. you look like a primavera"
by laurchelle August 10, 2009
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lavalier

To put your letters on a girl. While this normally involves the impermanent, like a necklace, and symbolizes pre-pre-marriage, (see dating), the lavalier is a time honored tradition with application outside of jewelry, (see brand, branding, greeked, greeking).
Similar to branding, the apprentice, (beginner, novice), to lavaliering uses any digit, (fingers or toes), immediately available to recent ejaculate and draws one's letters on the lavaliese, (girl to be lavaliered or girl receiving lavaliering). Practice enhances speed and potential for success: success elevates practitioners.
Journeyman: The lavalier uses his lesser mind, (dick), instead of digits to draw his letters on lavaliese(s). Success, (difficult, especially on a girl prepared for tomfoolery), prepares one for artisan level lavaliering.
The artisan uses no hands, only epic, full body engagement of drawing upon the lavaliese: fantastically difficult, this is the last step before mastery.
Mastery: the lavaliese, knowledgeable of intent and willing, (who must be sober for lavalier to be considered a master), takes your love truncheon and draws your letters herself...on herself...on behalf of the now master lavalier.
The master lavalier can lavalier any girl at any of the 4 levels of lavaliering, and is likely to have a chair position in any brotherhood.
(Highly recommended one does not use these words if one aims to be a master. Simplicty withholds mastery from the undeserving.)

Lavalier: "Oh baby I love you so much and if you love me you'll take my schtick and greek yoself."

Lavaliese: "Oh baby I love you so much let me get that fo you."

- Lavaliese takes recently spent friction generator and applies the liquid energy to her body in form of lavalier's intensely meaningful greek letters: a win for every brother.

(Jewelry is of a moment; the lavalier lasts forever. (The act itself, not every lavalier (read energy giver) lasts as long as every other))
by Elric21 July 30, 2012
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Lavalanche

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.
I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.
by Varv September 30, 2012
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