Noun (spaceflight terminology): to instantly activate the engine(s) of a terrestrial-situated spacecraft at 100% power, with no consideration of standard sequential gradation of thrust, in an attempt to immediately escape from an emergency situation.
"When Commander Leonov observed the escape tower separating from the Soyuz vehicle, he instantly engaged the crash-launch procedure, and saved his entire crew."
by speedog May 2, 2010
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1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005
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by DeShawn Bowden November 17, 2005
Get the launchin mug.I'm standin' there talkin' to this pregnant chick, and all of a sudden, babies just start shooting out of her tike launcher!
Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher
Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher
by HB December 2, 2004
Get the tike launcher mug.A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.
Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...
Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.
Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...
Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.
Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...
Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
by Grizzly May 25, 2010
Get the Launch Sequence mug.The term refering to the moment an elderly lady, clutching her handbag, gets up from the safety of her bus seat the exact moment the bus driver hits the brakes launching the off-balanced woman down the bus aisle in a straight line akin to an F-18 taking off the deck of an aircraft carrier. There is a noticable whoosh if you're listening. Laughing is discouraged but understandable.
Dude! While taking the bus down 5th this morning a bike courier cut us off causing the driver to granny launch this woman the whole lenght of the bus.
Was she okay?
I don't know. The door openend just as she flew by the driver then she was gone.
Was she okay?
I don't know. The door openend just as she flew by the driver then she was gone.
by elviswhite May 23, 2009
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