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premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011
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Landeruded

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.
Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.
by Websters new August 7, 2014
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Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.
I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.
by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020
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green lanter

A banterous lad who has the green power ring and fights with the Green Lantern Corps

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"
"Wow this new lantern is such a lad. He's much cooler than Hal Jordan"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"
by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015
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reinis lāzers

hi Reinis Lāzers!
Have you heard of that one sexy boi named Reinis Lāzers?
by Reinis Lāzers February 7, 2018
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green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.
Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
by Coletrain December 12, 2007
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DJ Green Lantern

Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.
by MVP February 7, 2005
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