land sakes alive 

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

land sakes alive by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

Land Barge 

A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht

"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"

Land Barge by Brian January 21, 2004

land yacht 

(n.) A very large luxury car

My lincoln town car is not a boat, it's a "land yacht!"

land yacht by Parityerror October 27, 2003

Land it like Walt 

The opposite of the phrase "Land it like Sully." In this case, the guy or gal who somehow skates off successfully without actually doing any real work yet scores an even better gig anyway.

It is about time Chris left, they were about to realize he doesn't actually do anything at work. He got another 6 figure job anyway, he'll Land it like Walt.

Land it like Walt by Edith Bungalow February 6, 2009

Land Mine

A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.

Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2

"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation

Land Mine by Turtle Farmer July 30, 2010

Land Whale 

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.

Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.

Land Whale by Offrey J May 27, 2006

Land Down Under

Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.

Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.

Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.

Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).

This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.

I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.

Land Down Under by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004