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lagtard

A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.
That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!
by mistermocha June 16, 2004
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Lafayette Corn Drive

The process of shoving a fully grown corn cob up your own anus for pleasure.
I heard Logan giving himslef a Lafayette Corn Drive last night. It was very disturbing because his moans sounded very feminine.
by ICP Hater 19 October 18, 2011
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lactating whore

As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.

In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
Donna is a lactating whore who works in a house that caters to fetishes such as infantilism.
by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010
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Lafayette, California

A place which some people call "the bubble" because it is so sheltered. Rich white kids live in 4 million dollar houses and minorities live in 500 thousand apartments. In one of the wealthiest places; the Bay Area. Sometimes white boys like to pretend like they are black because they smoke weed but they are truly not and will never be.
"Woah I just saw a homeless person!!!! Those exist??!?"
"Yeah one time I went to San francisco and saw one. Never seen one in Lafayette, California before."
by WhaWhaaaa!?!? December 7, 2014
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oh my lanta

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"
by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009
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Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!
haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)
by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007
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LaFamilia

The exclusive mafia of the Gods, bound to legion by L4.
Cho-Mane, LaF Mane, Gucc Mane, motherfuckin' LaFamilia!
by jewman98 September 24, 2013
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