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Ketchupfoot 

A name given to someone who disgusts the condiment of Ketchup and would rather it to be stepped on. Typically also added to the definition (maybe official) is "A Giga-chad and a god among men. He is the living woman magnet and any hot chick 30 feet from him will instantly cream. Also goes on the NS group (a group of hunks and gigachads) and is super active in it."
Girl 1 : Have you heard of that hot guy that just came in town!? Oh my god what a hunk!

Girl 2 : I know! I might go as far to say he is a ketchupfoot!
Ketchupfoot by Based As Fuck August 29, 2021

try the ketchup

a meme based on the song "when they come for me" by Linkin Park
Shinoda says" try to catch up motherf*cker" which is misheared as "try the ketchup motherf*cker"
This resulted in the creation of billions of memes, some of them featuring Mike Shinoda's sock puppet Boris and all of them featuring heinz bottles
You're welcome guys
"Try the ketchup motherf*cker!!!!"
*insert Boris wirh a heinz bottle*
try the ketchup by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
Becky: Ooh, this ketchup is so spicy!
ketchup by aloha.nix November 19, 2016

can of ketchup 

A girl who pretends to have her period so that she doesn't have to have sex.
Doug: Jenn is so hot!
Ian: Don't waste your time, she's just a can of ketchup.
can of ketchup by Urs V September 27, 2008

Ash Ketchum 

The man the myth the legend! The protagonist of the Pokemon anime series that has been going on for 20+ years or so.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.
"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"

"Wait a minute..."

"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"

"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"

"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."

"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."

"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"
Ash Ketchum by PicklerOfWicklers October 11, 2019

Ketchup pre-cum 

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross