kunkelfruit

Described in Benjamin Kunkel's novel Indecision, kunkelfruit is a magic fruit that, once tasted, grants a person the power to see the entire life history of any product--who made it, how they made it, from what and where--that he or she touches.

Did you read that kunkelfruit article on McDonald's Big Mac?

by S. J. Miller November 30, 2006

kunklewilly

1. A synonym for a big, black cunt. It is used when one is extremely mad at another. It is VERY offensive.

2. It can also just be used as a swear that is not directed at someone

Jim: Hey John, I'm really sorry i screwed your girlfriend.
John: You're such a kunklewilly, Jim!

by Jack MacChode December 31, 2011

kunkletown

A small town in eastern Pennsylvania full of inbreds and rednecks. There are a lot of tractors.

"Hey, me is gonna git ya farmers tan yonder there in Kunkletown"

or

"Kunkletown is where iz frum."

by kunkletownianatheart October 1, 2009

Kunka

A sexy beast that can glizzy any car in his path.

Kunka, you babe, did you put those hot dogs on my car?

by Thibert August 27, 2020

Kunks

Hole doodoo

Mi ras full up, a kunksy a gwan n drop growin’ roses pon di earth risin’ up every bumbaclot herb when di fire blaze up in di mornin’ from da mudda kunks .

by Fatlightning April 23, 2021

Kunkle

A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.

1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!

by milkykumquat November 7, 2022

Anja kunkee

She’s a very loyal and bubbly person. But at first you’ll think she has a Major RBF and she has major issues with herself/the outside world. But with persistence and patience, she’ll become ur best bitch who will give u all the matcha you’ll need to supply for a lifetime. She’ll literally CRUMBL ur world amd suck ass at chem. She hates Kangaroo Ruff with a passion. She’s also obsessed with rappers that sound like they can never stop speaking gibberish

Anja Kunkee is such a Bitch. I love her tho

by you will never know puta March 29, 2022