boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels

"That bitch is fucking boner kryptonite!"

by Revlic September 7, 2007

Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant

pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!

by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006

Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.

That kid is the fucking pussy kryptonite.

by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008

Krystalynn

Very rare female name. Less than 50 exist in the US.

Krystalynn went to go eat nachos, I hope she comes back alive.

by Krystalynn April 18, 2008

Krysti

a) A rad girl whose parents can't spell. Always has your back.

b) Someone who has pet peeves about little things like tapping feet.

Everyone wants to be friends with her. She's such a krysti.

Better stop clicking your nails, or I'm gonna get all krysti on you.

by NicoleFairview February 5, 2010

Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.

-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.

by GuestStar December 10, 2009

krystan

someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler

krystan disgraces all people

by dgyt64 August 2, 2009