kooshtie

Modern cockney slang, meaning:
It's all sweet, everything's fine/good/well etc.

"Are you sure you're ok?"
"Yeah, it's all kooshtie mate."

by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006

thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.

I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.

by Pollster March 4, 2009

Dean Koontz

An american author best known for suspense thrillers, often including the supernatural. His prose is excellent, and his plots are often original, however his books are characterized by flat characters and unrealistically neat endings. They often have extremely heavy christian overtones, with static, exaggerated characters, making the books incident driven instead of character driven. Dean Koontz writes about five or six boks a year, and so due to this rapid production speed his books often feature very similar heroes/villains/endings/themes/dogs/settings.

Person1: Guess which Dean Koontz book I am thinking of.
Person2: Give me a clue.
Person1: It has a heroic dog in it.
Person2: That narrows it down to about thirty books.
Person1: Okay, this one has a strong, beautiful, determined female with a gentle, more sensitive male counterpart.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has an evil, corrupt, sadistic, deviant atheist as the villain, who has a god complex, likes raping people, and has a weird hobby for no reason whatsoever.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: Alright, now I'm thinking of one where the hero is a humble, loving, heroic, caring, clean-living christian with high moral standards and a dislike of evolution science and anything psychologically explaining the abstract concept of 'evil'.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has a too-neat ending where the evil side is totally destroyed and the good guys all live happily ever after with faith and love in some american-apple-pie family situation.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: The christian overtones are so heavy that it feels like he is beating me around the head with his bible and shouting in my ear.
Person2: Seventy books.
Person1: It's really really good.
Person2: (looks blank)

by MegaSolipsist December 5, 2011

Konstantine

1) Song by Something Corporate. "Konstantine" in this song refers to the lead singer, Andrew McMahon's, ex-girlfriend, Krystal.

2) Term that roughly means the person you truly love. This meaning of the word was popularised by the above-mentioned song.

3) Someone or something that is seen as a 'constant'. This meaning of the word was popularised by the above-mentioned song.

4) Misspelling of Constantine, first ruler of the Roman empire to embrace Christianity.

5) Misspelling of the name of the movie Constantine.

1) I listened to Konstantine again this morning.

2) She'll always be my Konstantine.

3) That's my konstantine.

4) Konstantine was a powerful man.

5) Konstantine is a cool movie!

by KK3945 February 15, 2009

Koontz

An alcoholic beverage consisting of brandy, burban, gin, vodka, tequila, and kahlúa.

Man we had the best koontz last night.

by Phinor February 23, 2011

Koostic Version

To sprinkle Kief on top of the weed in a Blunt/Joint and boost your high. Derived from the terms "Kief" (Sprinkled on top) and "Boost" (Stronger high) to form "Koost" and stylized into "Koostic Version" due to the common "Acoustic Version" (Guitar and vocals only) of songs.

Guy1: Yo we tryna make this uhlil koostic version?
Guy2: Yup wheres the grinder at?
Guy1: I got it right here nigga!

by BfromC May 11, 2011

kooshball

The act of being a koosh on a redundant level.Orgins date back to 1930's Germany.

Hitler was such a kooshball for enforcing the no-tolerance rule on cheese pizza.

by cody lund December 9, 2008