Kolton

Kolton is a word to describe a simp who tries his best to get girls but can’t cuz he has no game. Kolton also is dick to the boys and although he is hawt he still can’t pull.

Look it’s kolton he wants to get my number.ewwwww

by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 11, 2022

kolton

kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗

person #1 “ i hate my life!”

person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “

by heyyeaumyea April 24, 2022

kolton

kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗

person #1 “ i hate my life!”

person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “

by heyyeaumyea April 24, 2022

Kolton's thigh

Kolton's Thighs. Better Known As The Flab Lords Consist Of Stickmen With High Amounts Of Excess Flesh Under The Waist. The Kolton's Thighs When Touched Of The Slightest It Can Jiggle Intently. It Smells Like Salsa and Vinegar. People Enjoy Worshiping Kolton's Thighs. People With The Extraordinary Disease Enjoy Terrorizing Little Kids At The Park. People Ether Worship Or Cower In Fear When Kolton's Thighs Are In Sight.

Kolton's Thighs are very jiggly and moist.

I love to worship Kolton's Thighs

by Moistjiggle May 28, 2022

koldon

a basic blonde bitch that never gets out of the house and was wronged by his ex best friend who is also blonde. describes himself as daddy

stop being such a koldon

by basic brunette bitch July 15, 2023

Kolton

Oh my gosh, Kolton? His eyes are just incredible! They shimmer like honey in the sunlight, and I can’t help but get lost in them. And his hair? Sometimes it's this amazing red, and other times it's a super cute brown.

What I love most about him is how much he cares about everyone. He’s the type who won’t let anyone go without a fight, even if it means giving them like five chances to see that he deserves better. He’s really good at hiding his feelings because he doesn’t want to be a burden, but honestly, he doesn’t realize how much joy he brings to those around him. People really do care about him, even if he can’t see it yet.

He’s just an amazing guy who loves his family and friends so much that he would ditch social media just to keep the drama out of his life. And when he’s happy? Oh my days, he’s all about playing basketball and boxing! It’s like he shines even brighter. I hope he knows that I care about him.

Kolton, I know you will see this one day. I really, really, really, really, like you. I hope long distance will work.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

kolmon

A cockwomble with large testies and a heavy bush that covers his micropenis. One who would play D&D while drinking a gallon of wine and stroking a pigweasel

That dude crying on the bus must be a kolmon

by Fugnub January 27, 2025