Knocking

The concept of "Im going to punch your house until you listen to me."
person 1: IM KNOCKING LISTEN TO ME
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Knock

Avid forum user, discord moderator, internet nerd, no life.
Knock: man, I just got done moderating Kingdom discord server
Literally everyone: Man you are such a Knock
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Knock

A person who acts: stupid, retarded, dumb, idiot, ect.
Also a term to call someone you dislike.
Colin is such a knock when he is at school.
by That Fool420 February 10, 2011
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knock

to screw around, not do work, get into mischief, cause trouble n' shit
All I wanna do today is knock but I have to go to work.
by Nathan April 16, 2004
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Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!
by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005
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Knocking

Sending someone a video request thru Knocking Live Video on your mobile phone.
I'm Knocking on your phone! Please answer!
by The World Is Knocking May 13, 2010
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knock knock ginger

A prank typically played by children where the prankster knocks on the victim's door or rings their doorbell and runs away thus leaving the victim with no one at their door.
Also the name of an indie pop band based in Waterloo, Ontario who have been together since 2004 and have released two self-produced EPs entitled Hurry! (2005) and Based on a True Story (2006). They have performed at mostly small venues around Southern Ontario and have played the University of Waterloo's Canada Day festival and the Halifax Pop Explosion. There is currently a full length LP in the works right now.
Hey, let's go play knock knock ginger on that kid's house!
by SJL1138 September 11, 2007
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