Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.

"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"

by bleccch22 March 22, 2010

stall knocker

A fag, homo, queer or otherwise same sex inclined individual. May be encountered in public bathrooms, possibly knocking on your stall.

Chachi was a raging homosexual sex fiend. Most Friday nights he could be found as a stall knocker at the bus station.

by Harold balsagna January 13, 2008

fart knocker

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.

1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!

by Ben Carmitchel, IL April 25, 2003

Hobb Knocker

A Hobb Knocker is someone who has sex with animals, And it's barely legal.

You: I love animals.
Me: I hope you're not a Hobb Knocker.

by Terrum February 15, 2009

fart knocker

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.

Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.

by Janet90232 October 24, 2007