kabbalah

A set of beliefs based on mysticism brought to the forefront by a Jewish guy from Brooklyn who charges money for "enlightenment". One minute he's playing stickball with his buddies on Avenue C trying to figure out a good hustle the next minute he's the self-proclaimed Moses of Capitalism. Cha-ching. It's hard to believe that this guy is not a David Koresh-type con man because if he was a tool of the "creator" to spread "enlightenment" why would he charge money for it? I mean the guy sells his own bottled water, kind of like another egotistical jack-ass Donald Trump. I don't believe other prophets profited from their teachings. Furthermore the people who follow this guy could be classified as weak-minded and unstable with plenty of expendable income who need to be told that the are loved such as Madonna and that butter-face Lizzy Grubman.

con man = Michael Berg
stupid people w/ expendable income = sheep (see Madonna)
con man + sheep = Kabbalah
Kabbalah = con man w/ $$$$
con man w/ $$$$ = :) con man

by one person's opinion December 2, 2004

Kabbass

Kabbass: the equivalent of the term owned, pwned, screwed, etc.

Dang dude, you just got kabbassed by your dad!

I'm going to kabbass you in this round of Counterstrike.

by aznmafia456 September 8, 2010

Kibble

A nickname for someone whos all around a decent person. Annoying and intimidating at first (especially if you know his background) but once you get past that he becomes one of the best youll meet. Really easy to talk to and he’ll try to help anybody, if they come to him.

Hes a hardass when he wants to be and when hes mad he gets mad at everybody but if you give him a snickers hes right back to normal. Youre not you when youre hungry. Hes got hella trist issues and he usually keeps his circle small. He shakes his leg when hes nervous or doesnt know what to do, and he “waddles” when he walks. Trust me i notice these things

And hes got his eyes on someone so all you thirsty asses can look the other way cus he aint gonna go for you.

Love you Kibble ❤️

Yo you know that Kibble dude? He’s a real asshole.

No, you just dont know him that well yet. Hes a fucknigga but hes real chill, I swear.

by Big Daddy XXXtension cord October 28, 2019

Kibbles

breakfast, lunch, dinner and/or a snack in general. Can include, but is not limited to, anything eaten while you have the munchies. In reference to the dog food Kibbles 'n Bits.

"I want some kibbles!"
"Mom, fix me kibbles!"
"KIBBLES!"

by dr. teflord April 19, 2009

Kirbasexual

When a male is not actually gay or bi but only attracted to an individual named Kirby, and his associates. They enjoy cumming on his chest and shoving things of whipped cream up his anus. They might even perform a rimjob after this depending on the mood. Pink Dildos are also commonly involved in acts involving Kirby. Sometimes he if cries a little, it's a very sexy experience

Singing Queen together while cooking is so Kirbasexual

Fuck I think I might be Kirbasexual

God Kirby makes me feel like a proud Kirbasexual man

by Kirbasexual June 10, 2010

Fubba U Cubba Kubba

Eminem's freestyle.

Eminem says in the Fubba U Cubba Kubba freestyle: "It's makin me so bored, I'mma just make a new language
Fubba you cubba kubba, yubba obubba uba"

It spells out "FUCK YOU".

Student:Fubba U Cubba Kubba, Yubba Obubba Uba
Teacher:Sorry?

by Infnite2 December 14, 2008

Kabbalah

a popular reglion amoung celebrities who feel bad about themselves.

Paris Hilton feels bad about her sex videos, so she began to practice Kabbalah.

by Lizzle March 19, 2005