Kernyet

A new species of animal with the body of a buffalo and a head of a spider monkey. They usually appear in SBR, Floor 3 building 2, Room 6B., Indonesia.

U can use it in a sentence with any way you want. Kernyet-2020

by The Buttmaster April 22, 2020

kernel

Something that in Windows XP takes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.

I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!

by mode_seven September 27, 2005

Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009

kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).

The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.

by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004

Kernster

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.

Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.

by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010

Kernoel

It's liquid made of pumpkin seeds. It is manly popular and produced in Styria/Austria. You put it on your salad with vinegar. It's black and a little viscid.

American guy "Hm. that salad tastes delicious. what's that black liquid on it?"
austrian guy "That is kernoel."

by Max_some_dude_from_Austria January 10, 2009

kernodle

v.

1. to impose oneself where one is not welcome, usually to make an inappropriate and/or sexual comment or to harass those around you

2. to say provocative, offensive, or extremely sexual things just to get attention

This guy got kicked out of class today because the teacher had had enough of his kernodleing.

by thek325 March 23, 2013