keelan

He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.

Wow! That guy is so funny!

Yep he's a keelan!

by Sweetchair March 11, 2018

keelan

1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold

person1.)omg! sex-bomb!! he is such a keelan..

by hot x0 October 15, 2008

keel-haul

A medeival naval punishment that involves tying a line to each arm of the convicted sailor and pushing him off the bow of the ship under sail. The sailor was 'hauled' along the barnacle encrusted 'keel' of the vessel aided by the movement of the ship and pulled back aboard at the stern of the ship. It hurt really bad.

"The punishment for stealing rations is keelhauling!"

by steelfish July 29, 2004

dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014

Keelan Fowler

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.

P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is

by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019

keelie

the funniest, kindest, bubbliest girl you’ll ever meet. She never does any wrong by anyone, always happy to go with the flow. Is super giving and genuine and will make you feel really appreciated. Keep you keelie close to your heart.

person 1 - hey who’s that girl?
person 2- oh that keelie isn’t she great?

by soundslikeayouproblem December 17, 2019