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Juniorize

what junior grimes enjoys doing (among many other vices) meaning putting a junioristic twist on whatever he sets his own eyes on.

To juniorize is to convert an item/place/person/etc so that it praises junior or holds him/her in the highest regard imaginable.

To JUNIORIZE something is to make its qualities resemble or at the very least give adoration to junior grimes (the son)

In simple terms, what it means to juniorize something/someone is to make it possess qualities/attributes greatly resembling or worshiping J himself.

Many things can be juniorized, for NOTHING is above being JUNIORIZED.
Sammy wants to juniorize a song so she alters the lyrics to sing about junior grimes instead. That’s an example of what juniorize is

The president must juniorize himself so he alters his appearance to resemble junior, everybody wants to juniorize themselves it’s no secret why.

Females want to get juniorized (juniorize) but to do so they must let junior be inside them or possess their very essence.

Many items/places can be able to juniorize themselves but there’s many ways to achieve juniorization.

If a movie needs a juniorize then fret not, simply replace the protagonist with junior grimes and the plot revolving around Junior’s goals and or ambitionz.

The mayor: I AM GOING TO JUNIORIZE THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 2, 2022
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Junioritis

Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

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student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.

Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
by raiseyourweapon March 5, 2013
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Don’t fall for junifer, he’s a trickster in disguise

Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross

Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players

Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
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Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium

Girl 2: girl dump him

Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer

Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag
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Jungie

having a poo in the wild, its very trampy and known as a jungie
"hahaaaah! Kevins over there having a jungie, he'll have to wipe his ass with nettle leaves!"

"oh man, id just walk home rather than have a jungie"
by SAM ! January 19, 2009
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Junifer Morningsnout

tamera needed some professional assistance so she deliberately ran into the likes of Junifer Morningsnout

anytime i need something or someone for something grand its best to consult none other than Junifer Morningsnout
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junie cakes

This word is used in prison for the word ass.
Hey can I have some of your junie cakes
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york junior high

A place of hoes and girls that are jealous if any other girl is friends with there boyfriends girls think they have butts when there's only like 5 that do there are like 3 hot 7th graders and 5 hot 8th graders lol yeah just hoes and f boys that think there all gang gang and hoes
Damn york junior high has a lot of people that musics suck expect for cv
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