Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

Jumping skills

The unusual skills a young child develops to complement their running

“Always use your jumping skills“ Little Fred said as he ran, skipped and then jumped in the air like a demented rabbit

by Smelly Bones Fishcake December 14, 2019

Jumping on bed

Fucking

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night

by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022

Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.

WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!

by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009