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dirty juanito

When you forcibly make your family watch as you tear the clothes off your ex girlfriend and make her shove bottles full of TABS and laxatives then proceed to make your sister eat it.
Bro i think the cops are looking for me after doing a dirty Juanito
by James yafdesuh May 14, 2020
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Dirty Juanitez

The act of wrapping toilet paper around your cock and wiping your girlfrieds ass with it after she takes a shit.
Girlfriend: "honey my hands are broken, i need you to wipe my ass"
Boyfriend: "ok but only if we can do that Dirty Juanitez"
by The Gazz Man May 20, 2010
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Juantanimo

What happens when a Mexican man gets raped with a broomstick by a member of the U.S. Army.
Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"
by Devils Helper June 23, 2008
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juantanamo bay

Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.
SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA
by SurvivingMining November 21, 2016
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juanitta

German version of Hispanic name Juanita
Juanitta Juanita
by MsPeachy December 20, 2016
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Juantanemo

A guy named Juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution.
"That guy Juan is cute... is he single?" "Who, you mean Juantanemo? If you're smart, you'll steer clear of that whole disaster."
by Heather454 July 12, 2017
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jhanita

she is nice girl with good intentions. if you annoy her she will switch on you and tell you about your self. she can be very bipolar and if you ask her whats wrong she will be rude and give blunt replies for no reason. she can have a good heart if you treat her right and be a good person to her.
" jhanita are you alright"
"im fine."

"jhanita your acc so nice"
"thank you I try to be"
by kjnvjbkvfsjfkjnjkfhbfuhljfgbtr January 18, 2018
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