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Pregnancy Jousting

The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.
Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''
by ChromaKier January 15, 2020
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Bin jousting

A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.
“Did you see the bin jousting at Bloodstock last night? It was fucking brutal!”
by Imnotdoxxingmyself March 4, 2023
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Jousting

When two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm.
Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other.
by BATMAN1 May 13, 2008
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Flesh Jousting

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her
by Seb Squires August 7, 2011
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jet-ski jousting

A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!
by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008
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Jousting

A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.
I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?

Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
by DaveyCurtLouis November 27, 2011
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dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.
Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!
by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008
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