jordy laforge

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

The Jordie Effect

The Jordy Effect takes place in situations where someone is lying to you about watching Netflix, his or her brother screams from the other side of the house saying that they are lying. This creates an abundance of emotions bottled up in you such as embarrassment and anger.

Kid 1: Do you have Netflix?
Kid 2: No I don't, i wish i did though.
Jordie: Yes you do you were watching Money Heist last night!
Kid: *Embarrased* that must be The Jordie Effect!

by Entrance391 August 4, 2020

Jordy Laforge

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordi bejar

A pure idol of amazingness, not very good at sports but he can cream you at anything else, he is very tall and the most amazing person you will ever meet

Jordi bejar

by Itotallyspeakthetruth May 14, 2015

jordy nelson

Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.

"You Jordy Nelsoned him!"

by 12packers May 2, 2018

Jordie Pants

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.

Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!

by hippiechick October 14, 2012

Jordi D'Alzina

a man that sometimes acts like jeffry Star and loves money. he will allows answer for texts and give you attention. He is a hard working dude that will all was ask you for your home work.... he is extremely GAY, but as of 2020 a virgin. He wants to be the first nudist pope.

I am bored, let's text Jordi D'alzina

by Anton loman September 23, 2020