joker

a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult
The only joker here is in your pants
by dickie mcgee May 28, 2005
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A joker is someone that makes stupid jokes and thinks they are the bomb when they suck..

Usually referred to as a card or something! BUT NO IT IS JUST A SUCKY -JOKER-
Joker: Wanna hear a bad- I mean good joke?

Mike: Of coarse I mean you are the joker right? Ha!

Joker: Why did the cat cross the road.?

Mike: What? I don't know can you tell your joke now?

Joker: Ha? I just did?

Mike: OOOOOH-KAY??!!?!!?!
by The Freakin' smart one. July 19, 2009
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when you go down on your girl and she has failed to mention that her monthly gift has arrived and when you come up from doing your business, you look like the joker from batman
haha jack totally got the joker from his girl last night
by sup it be chels October 15, 2008
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joker

1) Someone who smokes the ganja habitually. Also referred to as a "toker" or in many other circles "stoner".

2) A brand of cigarette (rolling) paper. The slogan used to be "For Finer Tobaccos", but was later changed to "For when you want to party". It is the brand that has also been endorsed by Method Man.

3) A fool. As said in Shakespearian times.
1) I'm a joker, a smoker and midnight toker. It's 12:34 PM and I'm high right now actually.

2) I tend to go for Zig-Zag's over Joker these days.

3) "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
"He's giving one of the jokers a blowjob." "Oh, okay."
by Nick Ulanowski December 18, 2007
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The Joker

when a man has sex with a woman on her period. He pulls his dick out and smacks it across her mouth and says "Why so Serious?"
jack went up to his buddy john and said "man, me and jill were doin it earlier and she didn'tell me she was on her period." john looked up at him and asked "so what'd you do when you found out?" "well," jack said, "i looked at here dead in the eyes and pulled the joker on her."
by radar180 September 24, 2009
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Joker

Taking a woman's fresh tampon out with your mouth and the proceed to shake your head so the blood of the tampon leaves marks on each side of your face that resembles the scars on the jokers cheeks
My girl was on her period so I gave myself a joker
by Drbuttfuk April 07, 2019
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When a person eats out a girl on her period then comes up for air, the girl reaches down and smears the blood into a Joker smile.
Girl, it was that time of the month but he still wanted to go down on me. So I reached down and gave him a Joker.

The Joker- best thing to do to a man if he eats you out on that time of the month.
by Dirty-J95 July 13, 2019
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