jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

Jizzy Lizzy

The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.

"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"

by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017

jizzy juice

When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz.

Dude, i was making jizzy juice for my woman and she got AIDS lulz! then she gave me assmilkyballs.

by skimmboarder August 8, 2008

Jizzy Balls

When your balls are full of man juice.

I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls.

by doofus of desire September 6, 2006

Jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so orgasmic that it causes jizzing of the pants.

Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!

by robott May 12, 2007

Jizzy Gillespie

When a man squirts his baby yogurt into the mouth while being blown like a trumpet.

Bro, I pulled a Jizzy Gillespie on her while she blew me and poured my baby yogurt all over her.

by Premiere April 3, 2015

jizzy

–adjective
Stirred emotionally, very excited .

When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.

by mick e May 22, 2009