jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

jizarific

Combination of Jiz and Terrific. Used as an adjective to describes an event, action, experience, etc. as being beyond terrific.

1. "Those girl scout cookies were jizarific."

2. "That ride was jizarific."

3. "Thanks, I had a jizarific time."

by Anthony M. Hall May 13, 2005

jizzerk

To gesture brief and aggressive phallic masturbation and climax to show one's displeasure with another person's actions or words, sometimes ending with a jizz-chuck towards the person in question. Often used as an aggressive and offensive gesture.

Karl: Man, I was so pissed off with their decision.
Hayley: What did you do?
Karl: I jizzerked all over the boardroom table and left, fuck them!
Hayley: Right on.

by appleslaps June 25, 2014

Jize

A slang term for jizz that is an emotion you feel when something is way too good

Spring break was way too jize that I couldn't even handle it

by Jize bois June 12, 2016

Jizraeli

A hot Israeli girl, often fresh out of the army

Jasper:look, 5 o'clock, group of Jizraelis

Orlando: hells yea bruvva!!

by Felix, Alex, Robbo, Jack March 29, 2008

jize

Slang for jizz

I jized on your momma's titties

by Ross Pierro March 29, 2004

Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.

"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"

by NarNar October 7, 2004