jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.

1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

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Jookers

Jookers are anything that can be used to sanitize either yourself or objects around you.

Some examples of Jookers are: Hand Sanitizer, Toilet Paper, Disinfectant Wipes, Bleach, Ammonia, Alcohol Pads, and Rubbing Alcohol

"Hey man, did you get the jookers from the store?"

"Nah, they were all sold out. Ya know, Tuesdays! Amirite?"

by Tiktokreferencedthisthing July 24, 2020

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jook

A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"

Yo don't sell to these cats, the're are mad grimey, I smell a jook.

by Hank the Horker July 25, 2006

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jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 February 3, 2007

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