Jersey

Representative of any poor job of parking or any form of automotive usage

Dude, that park job is so Jersey

by The Vulture August 17, 2008

Jersey

Punk band from Burlington, Ontario (WHICH IS IN CANADA).

"Man, I love that song "'Generation Genocide'"

by Katrina December 6, 2003

[Jersey]

the shit stain in the underpants of america, it is worse than minnesota, wyoming and oklahoma combined, and thats bad nigga

Setting:Baltimore
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga
Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles

(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)

by Letmeholla January 24, 2009

Jersey

Jersey (noun): used in place of Marijuana, or weed, dope, grass. Since being inconspicuous is the name of the game, any code word will help.

you will use a "good" players name when talking about "dank" weed. and vice-versa for "bush" weed.

1.) "Hey man, you got any Ovechkin jerseys?"

2.) "Hey man, running low on loot, got any JJ Reddick jerseys?"

by Stuttgart July 27, 2010

Jersey

A very small state that is located within the New Jersey and Garden State Turnpikes.

Man: I'm from Jersey.

Man2: Oh yourh from Joise, what exit?

by tribal36 June 9, 2009

Jersey Stomp

This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in

my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'

by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012

jersey 6

a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.

Joey: I banged a Jersey 6 last night.

Vinny: I know, bro. She was blowing me.

by Robbie BigSlick September 3, 2010