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Daym, when Ms. Gillian bent over, I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.

1. "What did you and Lisa do last night?"
2. "I got her to jerk it while I watched MTV."

by The Duke! December 9, 2002

jerk

someone who makes you fall so hard for them then let you go because they like hurting people. or they just love the feeling of you being hurt. or they want to see you upset. this can be an ex boyfriend, a friend, a sibling, a relative, or a teacher

wow that kid over there hurt her he is such a jerk

by stephanieshae January 16, 2018

Jerk-Out

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off

I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.

by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010

jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

by Curvy January 5, 2008

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Jerk Joint

A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.

What's playing at the jerk joint?

Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.

by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012