jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007

Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

Jebus

A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations

"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"

by Zente June 9, 2005

jebus

Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

jebus

was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!

by Ralfh October 14, 2004

Jesuz

Jesuz’s usually is tall, handsome, and have long necks. they always find a way to make you smile. you’ll be very lucky if you come across a Jesuz

Jesuz has a long neck

by cuhriis June 16, 2021