Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating.
He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!
by brknfarytale February 4, 2010
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is basically god, he has the biggest cock in the world. He plans to join the marines, and looks the part. He is a republican, and a pro at debate. He has the sexiest blue eyes. His flattop is flatter than the earth. Jared is not human he's just to ripped to be human he is a mystical creature. There can only be one Jared in the universe because the fibers of reality can barely handle the power that is Jared’s pelvic thrust.
Jared is so sexy
by Spokanesumo June 3, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009
Get the Jaredmug. by j silva January 8, 2009
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is a very caring guy but can get angry real quick but would never hurt a girl he'd only protect her, he's a Capricorn. He's has a very big heart. His smile could brighten up anyone's day. You'll fall inlove at first sight just like I did. His jokes are corny but always make you laugh. He put in so much effort into a relationship because he cares he would never let you down. He's charming, smart, funny, sweet, cute, sexy, he's everything You would ever wanted! Everybody may not see how perfect he is but boy do I see it. The sex is great ! Especially with Capricorns ! All I can say is that you'll never go wrong with Jared . Jared is a prize winner that is willing to happen. You may live far away but not that far cause your so worth waiting for.
by Unknown Beauty December 8, 2013
Get the Jaredmug. by ballistic_balls August 7, 2012
Get the Jaredmug. 19. Never learned how to fucking read. It's been years, Jared. You need to go to school. Your family is begging you to get an education and learn how to read. Jared, please.
by alfreydo April 12, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.