jamarcus

(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.

In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!

by Nicholas D January 5, 2012

Jamarion

A handsome guy he is smart he has black hair the best boyfriend a girl can have

Dang jamarion fine

by NAY..NAY June 5, 2019

Jamari

Jamari a black handsome guy who focus on his dreams playing football and love girls with braces also one who has a big black cock

Jamari wants to be in the NFL

by Mari. March 14, 2017

Jamari

Jamari is a dark handsome African-American, He has a meaty dick and is a very smooth talker with a lady. His sex game is hella strong stroking at 100 miles an hour but can slow it down every once in a while. Jamari is going to make it in the rap game and will strive for greatness

Damn girl I just got a nigga named Jamari he hella fine

by Tha_opened_minded February 16, 2019

Jamar Status

Extreme innapropriateness. Showing up uninvited and demanding VIP.

Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!

Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!

by C. SNOW July 29, 2011

Jamari

Jamari is an awesome person, like soo unique and hilarious, u will NEVER EVER find someone like Jamari😼 Jamari is a cupcake but can also roast u in a matter of seconds so be careful😙 she'll never fail to make u laugh and if u know a Jamari ur do dang lucky sjfnshs

Person 1: omg! She's so funny!
Person 2: she must be a Jamari😍

by Waffle.knows April 14, 2021

Jamarius

is a handsome motherfucker that has a big cock and doesn't play at all when he is serious and he is a good guy to talk to and is amazingly talented and he's very quite and also shy.

I want a Jamarius I've heard he's giving girls that act right

by tijdsacb March 15, 2017