Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.
by Ginger loves steak July 4, 2016
Get the jalapeno deepmug. To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first
I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire
by moochzigg March 11, 2020
Get the Jalapeno Poppermug. The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.
Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?
by buttslutt October 23, 2016
Get the Jalapeno Rimjobmug. 1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)
"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.
by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017
Get the Jalapenomug. The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
Get the Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knockermug. This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse
Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
by Gentle_neal April 22, 2018
Get the Jalapeno Poppermug. The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.
by vuphisig August 13, 2016
Get the jalapeno vagmug.