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Jakobe Bryant

Damn Jakobe Bryant sure can play.
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Jakob

Look at the Jakob.
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Jakobi Syndrome

Many have argued wether it is a learned behaviour or some sort of genetic quirk but either way it is a very wide spread in our current generation.

Jakobi syndrome is defined by it wild hand gestures often making shapes while descirbing or asking for something but these shapes or hand signs often have little bearing on what they are actually asking for and happen frequently.
this disease/behaviour was first investigated by Inns et al (2010) and studies are still ongoing to this day.

Jakobi syndrome was named after the leading singer of papa roach Jakobi as he is the most famous Jakobi sufferer and has opened many charities for this plight.
yeah the date was going well but every time he asked for a drink at the bar he would make a triangle with his hands and when he asked me for a tissue he pointed at his eyes and the to the floor..." "oohh he must have jakobi syndrome... poor guy
by Silly McFantastic February 21, 2011
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jakobus

A strong devoted gabiidian. HES THE COOLEST . MOTHERFUCKER AROUND. He slays all the non . supporters.
"where's Jakobus?" "Just fucking your mom."
by SchlongMuncher October 1, 2019
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Jakob

A self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived". While self-proclaimed, a Jakob will have done much to prove it to the world, such as pimping on every woman on the planet, being selected to breed with two ladies (in a church youth group no less), and surviving being molested by an army of 12-13 year old girls going through puberty.

One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.

A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.
"I am Jakob, hear me roar!"
by ZB3000 January 14, 2010
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Jakob

Jakob’s are very rare, and when you meet one you won’t want to lose him. They know lots of random things and are extremely funny. They will do anything to make you smile. They may mess up one or two times, but he will do anything to get you back. Lots of girls like him but he is loyal to his one true love. He can be very sexual at times, but that’s not his main focus. He likes to show you off so that everyone knows he loves you. I love you Jakob Xoxo xoxo
That guy over there is treating her really well
Oh that’s just Jakob.
by Ihascupcake2727 May 17, 2018
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jakob craver

a very hot and sexy guy. He has an amazing personality and usually gets any girl he want. i'd advise you to never let him go.
by lovebforever2005 May 5, 2017
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