Jaxson

A really attractive guy who is not afraid to be himself around anyone. He is shy at first but once you get to know him its hard to get him to shut up! Hes really athletic and has amazing eyes that will blow your mind and sexy abs. He can make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. He has the best personality ever!! He is fun, cute, talented, and extreamely smart. He is really easy to love. Once you get to know him you fall in love with him right away. He is hard to be mad at! Even if he pisses you off just his smile will make you forget all about what he did. He has an amazing smile it alone can make your day. He is also really fit and has a great sence in style. He is very outgoing and when you hold is hand or hug or when your just around him you fall more and more in love with him! If you get the chance to date a jaxson dont turn him down or youll regret it later. He is an amazing person so hold on to him.

Jaxson hott amazing abs pretty eyes awesome sweet

by kj12345 January 10, 2014

jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jason Ellis

Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.

"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"

by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

Freddy Vs. Jason

Huge ass showdown with Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. One of 2003's best movies. Also an A+ horror movie.

John: Hey, bob that movie was mofoing scary
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww

by AOJ May 13, 2005

Jason Bourne

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.

Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."

by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010

elise jason

the hottest bitch in bmore

elise: hi
bystander: OMG YOU ARE SO HOT AND I WANT YOUR BOD

by redhair April 25, 2005