Noun; An obese, Balding old man, one that thinks he is the shit for no apparent reason.
The type of person to wear a hat everywhere for "style" but in reality is just hiding his ever growing soul patch.
The type of person to act "hard" and "gangsta" online, waving around BB guns in discord calls talking about nonexistent "racks"
But in reality this is someone who has no friends, a dead end job and their only outlet for happiness in their life is their thinning online "social group"
This person has no wife, doesn't even have a girlfriend or a sidepiece because not only are they incompetent in bed.
They are often extremely socially unaware and unpleasant to be around in general.
These traits are likely a product of being bullied continuously throughout early and mid childhood, resulting in the person withdrawing to online communities to avoid any real backlash from their personality.
The type of person to wear a hat everywhere for "style" but in reality is just hiding his ever growing soul patch.
The type of person to act "hard" and "gangsta" online, waving around BB guns in discord calls talking about nonexistent "racks"
But in reality this is someone who has no friends, a dead end job and their only outlet for happiness in their life is their thinning online "social group"
This person has no wife, doesn't even have a girlfriend or a sidepiece because not only are they incompetent in bed.
They are often extremely socially unaware and unpleasant to be around in general.
These traits are likely a product of being bullied continuously throughout early and mid childhood, resulting in the person withdrawing to online communities to avoid any real backlash from their personality.
"My best friend Jad and i are going to have an Epic weekend"
"oh yea? wyd?"
"Were gonna display our edgy fake personalities on discord, eat pizza and harass minority groups while we boast about how much money we dont actually make"
"wow, you really sound like a piece of shit, Andrew"
"... shut up F*****"
"oh yea? wyd?"
"Were gonna display our edgy fake personalities on discord, eat pizza and harass minority groups while we boast about how much money we dont actually make"
"wow, you really sound like a piece of shit, Andrew"
"... shut up F*****"
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This originates from Runescape while fighting the final boss of the Fight Caves, Jad.
Creators of the term: Leon3100, Drix547 Presidents of the McDaniel College Online Gaming Club
This originates from Runescape while fighting the final boss of the Fight Caves, Jad.
Creators of the term: Leon3100, Drix547 Presidents of the McDaniel College Online Gaming Club
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is known for his unique singing style. He is one of the most respected artists of the underground scene. David Fair, brother of Jad and fellow band mate, is another key ingredient in the super awesome badassity that is Half Japanese. Their philosophy on music is apart of what makes them so awesome: to pick up an instrument and play is to know how to play. Anyone can play music, you don't have to be formally trained. Jad was a drummer, a guitarist, and a vocalist the first day he started half japanese. you can do the same!
is known for his unique singing style. He is one of the most respected artists of the underground scene. David Fair, brother of Jad and fellow band mate, is another key ingredient in the super awesome badassity that is Half Japanese. Their philosophy on music is apart of what makes them so awesome: to pick up an instrument and play is to know how to play. Anyone can play music, you don't have to be formally trained. Jad was a drummer, a guitarist, and a vocalist the first day he started half japanese. you can do the same!
aw man you really need to take lik 5 or 6 hours to yourself and just listen to half japanese. Jad fair will rock your world!
by shitcake420 December 24, 2009
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2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"
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